applejackasks asked: What? Your wife doesn't wanna be in lesbians with you? Ahaha. Anyway, I really do hope we can get along and become good pals, you seem very nice. :D
Yeah, I don’t get it…Lesbians are soooo much better than Waffles, you’d think it’d be a snap decision. :p
As I lay in bed contemplating the fact that a slight headache from dehydration is infinitely preferable to having my stomach and intestines trying to evacuate all the liquids from my body, I have the following to say to the world: WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM!!! The particular brand of yuck I contracted comes from people not washing their hands after using the bathroom and then touching other people or the things that other people touch. Given that I wash my hands after using the bathroom almost religiously, never go more than five steps after changing my daughter’s diaper without washing, and absolutely before I even touch food, I didn’t give it to myself. I also know that my wife and coworkers are excellent about washing their hands. Which leaves only the following deduction: It was one of you people I delivered a pizza to in the last few days. I am NOT happy with my customers right now!
I have a flu, that is all.